A college tale, all up in a whirl, Of characters whose lives we shall unfurl. Though fictitious, not true from real life, They capture the essence of faculty strife. The characters we'll meet are not real, Any likeness to life, no matter how genteel; Is just by chance, complete coincidence, Just imagination with no significance. Our story takes place at a university, But it is a fictitious one, you see. On a planet far away it floats likes cotton, With multiples campuses, as is not uncommon. One satellite we'll call Small Campus, Which once was bright, with high, great status. Splendid leaders, intelligent and true, Guided the way, with a great path to pursue! But darkness came, a sinister force, Small Campus turned, its virtuous course, And dark clouds gathered, as evil came, And turned a happy place to one of shame. Yet still, a glimmer of hope remains, That light will vanquish this evil's stain. For hearts of those who seek the right, Have the power to restore the light....