Fair Social Commentary on Problems in Higher Education around the US and World Today

Brace yourself for a wild ride through the murky depths of academia! This blog, "Trying to Sue the U," is a parody, a satirical fairy tale for adults (it's too scary for kids!) about one lecturer's fight to protect his civil rights - a battle that cost him his job and wages. Is this truth, or is this fiction? You be the judge! Join our Brave Little Lecturer as he navigates the treacherous bureaucratic maze, facing roadblock after roadblock. It's a rollercoaster of emotions, packed with sharp wit, humor, opinion, and fair comment about the corrupt underbelly of the ivory tower. This isn't a passive observer's tale - it's a war cry, a call to arms (a peaceful one, of course) against the self-declared elite who play by their own rules. Prepare to be outraged, inspired, and thoroughly entertained as the system's dirty secrets are laid bare for all to see. Disclaimer: The Brave Little Lecturer fully realizes and acknowledges that the other members of the cast might have very different opinions on the matter at hand! No malice here, just good ole satire about a matter of public interest. Any similarity between the names of the characters here and any real person living or dead, is purely coincidental -- and we can't imagine why any parent would give those names to children, anyway!

TABLE OF CONTENTS

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TABLE OF CONTENTS   Don't know the cast members of this drama yet?   Read about them here first at "Meet the Cast "! THE CHAPTERS Chapter 1: How the Story Began Chapter 2: Big Gopher and the Sneaky Snake Steal Hard-Earned Wages Chapter 3: The Tale of Sneaky Snake the Flattering Fool Time for a Coffee Break Chapter 4: The Tale of the Campus Gophers Chapter 5: The Justice System Up for Sale Time for a Quick Nap Chapter 6: What Price Justice? The Tale of the Lawyers Epilogue: All Hail the Victorious and Brave Little Lecturer

Time for a Coffee Break


Before we continue with our fable,
It's time for coffee, if we're just able.
You see, for faculty, it is tradition, 
Something that shouldn't raise suspicion. 

And here for this is an owl so cute, 
Smart, and wise, of great repute!
Short and round, and fluffy too, 
A genius is he, through and through. 

He loves his coffee night and day, 
He'll drink it always, come what may. 
For thanks to coffee he loves to drink, 
He's smarter than any professor may think!




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